Slogans of the third reich.
- Birgitte Heuschkel
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It certainly isn't -- here, lemme share a few more Flüsterwitze!Geli wrote:Wow, all the best stuff is taken.
The Führer wifeless,
The butcher meatless,
The baker doughless,
The Third Reich hopeless.
What is paradoxical? An Austrian with an American uniform who has Soviet ideas, salutes like the Italian fascists, and becomes Chancellor of the German Reich.
What is the difference between Chamberlain and Hitler?
Chamberlain takes his weekends in the country, but Hitler takes whole countries in a weekend.
In 1933, Goebbels had produced this slogan: "Führer, lead us, we'll follow!"
In 1939, at the outbreak of the war, this changed to: "Führer, now we have to follow you."
In 1945, after Hitler's suicide, the slogan changed again: "Because we followed der Führer, we have to bear what followed."
On Hitler's tombstone is this inscription: "My final territorial demands."
Hitler, Goebbels, and Göring have at last been brought to the gallows. Göring turns to Goebbels and remarks, "I always told you that the issue would finally be settled in the air."
When will the war be finished?
When Hitler is no longer victorious,
When Göring no longer flies,
And when Goebbels no longer lies.
An SA man goes to the pub to have his usual pint, and leaves his bicycle outside. When he gets out of the pub the bike has gone. The thief has left a piece of paper on which is written, "All wheels must keep rolling for victory -- but SA marches."
Gold gab ich fuer Eisen
'Gold gab ich fuer Eisen'
-AH
'I gave gold for iron',
i.e., weapons'
-AH
'I gave gold for iron',
i.e., weapons'
- Birgitte Heuschkel
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I don't mean anything, I just copied them off the book Apparently, in the 1930-35 period, it was a standing, if hushed joke in Germany that the SA was really red on the inside -- that when the wind changed and it became dangerous to be a communist, all the communists joined the SA.charlie don't surf wrote:Birgitte, what do you mean by Soviet ideas?
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