A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

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A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by paulrward » 01 Apr 2020 03:16

Hello All :

Recently, one of the Moderators in this section of the Forum stated he would delete any references to
what he termed " ASB ", or Alien Space Bats. To this decision, I must register my strongest protest.

While it is obvious that a single Alien Space Bat, as seen below, could have little or no effect on
modern warfare, we must always remember the brilliant words of Ioseph Visarionovich Dzugashvili,
" In Warfare, Quantity has a Quality all it's own..... "

Space Bat One.jpg


Thus, if we consider MULTIPLE Alien Space Bats, the tactical picture changes radically. For example,
post WW2 tests by NATO have conclusively proven that two or more ASB's are capable of lifting a
weight equivalent to a German PzKw III, with fuel, ammunition, and crew included.

Now, if you suspended the tank using an appropriate suspension material, such as a length of African
Creeper Vine, you would have something like this:

Space Bat Two.jpg


One can only imagine the shock and dismay of the British Army upon confronting this sort of invasion
in the Spring of 1941....

Space Bat Three.jpg


I hope everyone is enjoying their April 1st.


Respectfully :

Paul R. Ward
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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by Terry Duncan » 01 Apr 2020 11:39

Far be it from me to encourage such things, but you really should have put some thought into how many of these obviously pro-German ASB's would be needed to air lift dam sections into place for a causeway across the channel. They could certainly use those large wings to scoop up building materials in greater quantities than contemporary equipment. The main question though is why are all the ASB's so pro-Nazi???

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by T. A. Gardner » 01 Apr 2020 15:31

African or European ASB's? That's the main question. :lol:

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by Takao » 01 Apr 2020 15:32

The alien Space Bats are pro-Nazi because I have yet to see a What-If that required Allied Alien Space Bats.

Of course, when Allied Alien Space Bats are mentioned as a counter to Nazi Alien Space Bats, they are hand-waved away because the Allies/Democracies don't use Alien Space Bats. So, again, We are left to conclude that only pro-Nazi Alien Space Bats exist.

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by OpanaPointer » 01 Apr 2020 15:33

No mention of the Bathattan Project yet?
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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by Takao » 01 Apr 2020 15:35

T. A. Gardner wrote:
01 Apr 2020 15:31
African or European ASB's? That's the main question. :lol:
I think you mean Andromeda or Milky Way ASBs. :wink:

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by T. A. Gardner » 01 Apr 2020 15:36

:roll: Wasn't America the only country to develop an ASB bomb... :roll:

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by Takao » 01 Apr 2020 15:39

OpanaPointer wrote:
01 Apr 2020 15:33
No mention of the Bathattan Project yet?
What happens when an Alien Space Bat lights a fart?

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by OpanaPointer » 01 Apr 2020 15:56

Takao wrote:
01 Apr 2020 15:39
OpanaPointer wrote:
01 Apr 2020 15:33
No mention of the Bathattan Project yet?
What happens when an Alien Space Bat lights a fart?
The Enlisted Club clears out?
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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by Carl Schwamberger » 01 Apr 2020 16:04

The Allies did have ASB. Here is photographic proof.
ASB US.png
The Brits also developed robotic ASB for mundane tasks. The Tizard Mission brought the data to to US industry and these were mass produced.
Robo Astronaut.png
The idea the Allies did not have ASB is another myth perpetuated by nazifanbois. The US & Britain developed lots of ASB capability & related technology/napkin waffle. More definitive photographic proof:
X Wing copy.jpg
Gravity copy.png
Stealth Bomber.png
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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by T. A. Gardner » 01 Apr 2020 16:22

Takao wrote:
01 Apr 2020 15:39
OpanaPointer wrote:
01 Apr 2020 15:33
No mention of the Bathattan Project yet?
What happens when an Alien Space Bat lights a fart?
It ignites their Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator (ASB shown holding one in above post...) and there is an Earth shattering kaboom that follows, of course. Everybody knows that!

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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )

Post by Andy H » 01 Apr 2020 16:26

Hi

Thus ends the Earth and this thread :thumbsup:

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