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Recently, one of the Moderators in this section of the Forum stated he would delete any references to
what he termed " ASB ", or Alien Space Bats. To this decision, I must register my strongest protest.
While it is obvious that a single Alien Space Bat, as seen below, could have little or no effect on
modern warfare, we must always remember the brilliant words of Ioseph Visarionovich Dzugashvili,
" In Warfare, Quantity has a Quality all it's own..... "
Thus, if we consider MULTIPLE Alien Space Bats, the tactical picture changes radically. For example,
post WW2 tests by NATO have conclusively proven that two or more ASB's are capable of lifting a
weight equivalent to a German PzKw III, with fuel, ammunition, and crew included.
Now, if you suspended the tank using an appropriate suspension material, such as a length of African
Creeper Vine, you would have something like this:
One can only imagine the shock and dismay of the British Army upon confronting this sort of invasion
in the Spring of 1941....
I hope everyone is enjoying their April 1st.
Paul R. Ward
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Of course, when Allied Alien Space Bats are mentioned as a counter to Nazi Alien Space Bats, they are hand-waved away because the Allies/Democracies don't use Alien Space Bats. So, again, We are left to conclude that only pro-Nazi Alien Space Bats exist.
Happy CoronaApril Fools every one.
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The Enlisted Club clears out?
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The Brits also developed robotic ASB for mundane tasks. The Tizard Mission brought the data to to US industry and these were mass produced.
The idea the Allies did not have ASB is another myth perpetuated by nazifanbois. The US & Britain developed lots of ASB capability & related technology/napkin waffle. More definitive photographic proof:
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It ignites their Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator (ASB shown holding one in above post...) and there is an Earth shattering kaboom that follows, of course. Everybody knows that!