A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )
A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )
Hello All :
Recently, one of the Moderators in this section of the Forum stated he would delete any references to
what he termed " ASB ", or Alien Space Bats. To this decision, I must register my strongest protest.
While it is obvious that a single Alien Space Bat, as seen below, could have little or no effect on
modern warfare, we must always remember the brilliant words of Ioseph Visarionovich Dzugashvili,
" In Warfare, Quantity has a Quality all it's own..... "
Thus, if we consider MULTIPLE Alien Space Bats, the tactical picture changes radically. For example,
post WW2 tests by NATO have conclusively proven that two or more ASB's are capable of lifting a
weight equivalent to a German PzKw III, with fuel, ammunition, and crew included.
Now, if you suspended the tank using an appropriate suspension material, such as a length of African
Creeper Vine, you would have something like this:
One can only imagine the shock and dismay of the British Army upon confronting this sort of invasion
in the Spring of 1941....
I hope everyone is enjoying their April 1st.
Respectfully :
Paul R. Ward
Recently, one of the Moderators in this section of the Forum stated he would delete any references to
what he termed " ASB ", or Alien Space Bats. To this decision, I must register my strongest protest.
While it is obvious that a single Alien Space Bat, as seen below, could have little or no effect on
modern warfare, we must always remember the brilliant words of Ioseph Visarionovich Dzugashvili,
" In Warfare, Quantity has a Quality all it's own..... "
Thus, if we consider MULTIPLE Alien Space Bats, the tactical picture changes radically. For example,
post WW2 tests by NATO have conclusively proven that two or more ASB's are capable of lifting a
weight equivalent to a German PzKw III, with fuel, ammunition, and crew included.
Now, if you suspended the tank using an appropriate suspension material, such as a length of African
Creeper Vine, you would have something like this:
One can only imagine the shock and dismay of the British Army upon confronting this sort of invasion
in the Spring of 1941....
I hope everyone is enjoying their April 1st.
Respectfully :
Paul R. Ward
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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )
Far be it from me to encourage such things, but you really should have put some thought into how many of these obviously pro-German ASB's would be needed to air lift dam sections into place for a causeway across the channel. They could certainly use those large wings to scoop up building materials in greater quantities than contemporary equipment. The main question though is why are all the ASB's so pro-Nazi???
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African or European ASB's? That's the main question.
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The alien Space Bats are pro-Nazi because I have yet to see a What-If that required Allied Alien Space Bats.
Of course, when Allied Alien Space Bats are mentioned as a counter to Nazi Alien Space Bats, they are hand-waved away because the Allies/Democracies don't use Alien Space Bats. So, again, We are left to conclude that only pro-Nazi Alien Space Bats exist.
Happy CoronaApril Fools every one.
Of course, when Allied Alien Space Bats are mentioned as a counter to Nazi Alien Space Bats, they are hand-waved away because the Allies/Democracies don't use Alien Space Bats. So, again, We are left to conclude that only pro-Nazi Alien Space Bats exist.
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No mention of the Bathattan Project yet?
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I think you mean Andromeda or Milky Way ASBs.
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Wasn't America the only country to develop an ASB bomb...
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What happens when an Alien Space Bat lights a fart?
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The Allies did have ASB. Here is photographic proof.
The Brits also developed robotic ASB for mundane tasks. The Tizard Mission brought the data to to US industry and these were mass produced.
The idea the Allies did not have ASB is another myth perpetuated by nazifanbois. The US & Britain developed lots of ASB capability & related technology/napkin waffle. More definitive photographic proof:
The Brits also developed robotic ASB for mundane tasks. The Tizard Mission brought the data to to US industry and these were mass produced.
The idea the Allies did not have ASB is another myth perpetuated by nazifanbois. The US & Britain developed lots of ASB capability & related technology/napkin waffle. More definitive photographic proof:
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Re: A Defence of Alien Space Bats ( ASB )
Hi
Thus ends the Earth and this thread
Regards
Andy H
Thus ends the Earth and this thread
Regards
Andy H